those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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