Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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