if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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