you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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