Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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