I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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