I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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