try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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