i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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