You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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