If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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