I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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