TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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