Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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