This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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