Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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