btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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