Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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