As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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