You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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