I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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