I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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