mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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