is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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