So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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