He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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