my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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