there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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