But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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