the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I supernannyed him into submission
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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