You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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