Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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