You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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