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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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