ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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