Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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