Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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