Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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