Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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