Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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