Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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