You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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