Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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