i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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