Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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