The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize