Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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