no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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