yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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