Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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